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Summary of Romeo and Juliet
romeo: im so sad
romeo: ill never be happy
romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
romeo: WHO DAT
romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY
romeo: imma dance with her
romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*
juliet: dafuq are you
romeo: shh *kiss*
juliet: :oo
*party over*
romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
romeo: LADY
romeo: HEY LADY
juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married
juliet: dont you think its too soon
romeo: idk
juliet: brb
romeo: k
juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
*next day*
rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
romeo: yeh
friar: ok fine ur married
rome and juli: yaaaay
*some time later*
tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*
mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
romeo: hnnn
tybalt: ....
romeo HNNN
tybalt: ...
romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
romeo: i sorry
prince: no ur banished
romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok
romeo: k *leaves*
juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
juliet: ok
juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*
nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
nurse: k
juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD
romeo: WHAT
romeo: WHAaaAaaaT
romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
romeo: *buys potion*
romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
romeo: but im sure she is
romeo: *kiss juliet*
romeo: *drinks poison*
romeo: he ded
juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
juliet: HE DED
juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*
oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
friar: *comes in cell*
friar: uh oh
prince: WHAT DIS
CAPULET: WHAT DIS
LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS
MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS
CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother
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This is how they need to teach this shitty story in high school. That way it wouldn't take a month for a bunch of illiterate teenagers to comprehend. XD
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Illiterate? What'd you expect in the American Education System? And with kids being raised on the internet where they write "where are you at" as "where u @" and Spongebob Squarepants

Pretty much sums up “Doctor Who” on Netflix

deviantart:

Holy gams, Batman!
I may live to regret drawing this by Stephenbyrne

Sure, why not?  If it’ll shut people up about how women are dressed in comics.

deviantart:

Holy gams, Batman!

I may live to regret drawing this by Stephenbyrne

Sure, why not?  If it’ll shut people up about how women are dressed in comics.

Kurumu Kurono
Drawn by Zet13
Commissioned and colored by StarDragon77. 
Go to StarDragon77’s Blog to see the rest.
Note:  All character depicted here are 18 years of age or older © Mizore Shirayuki – Rosario + Vampire – Funimation

Kurumu Kurono

Drawn by Zet13

Commissioned and colored by StarDragon77. 

Go to StarDragon77’s Blog to see the rest.

Note:  All character depicted here are 18 years of age or older

© Mizore Shirayuki – Rosario + Vampire – Funimation

My parody of “I should have been a cowboy”

My parody of “I should have been a cowboy”

Olivia Bentley
Drawn by Bokuman
Colored by StarDragon77, go to The Blog to see the full version

Olivia Bentley

Drawn by Bokuman

Colored by StarDragon77, go to The Blog to see the full version

Sophia Sun
Drawn by Bokuman
Colored by StarDragon77
See the uncensored version at StarDragon77’s Blog

Sophia Sun

Drawn by Bokuman

Colored by StarDragon77

See the uncensored version at StarDragon77’s Blog

REBLOG IF YOU AREN’T HOMOPHOBIC

Reblog if you aren’t homophobic.

Drawn by StickyMon
Colored by StarDragon77
Background by Cl0ckh3art
Read more about her here:  Sentinel Aya’s Background
(C) Aya - Green Lantern - DC Comics and Warner Bros Animation (C) Omega Sentinel - X-men - Marvel Comics

Drawn by StickyMon

Colored by StarDragon77

Background by Cl0ckh3art

Read more about her here:  Sentinel Aya’s Background

(C) Aya - Green Lantern - DC Comics and Warner Bros Animation

(C) Omega Sentinel - X-men - Marvel Comics

makeitstoopid:

OMG the new Bayturtles design is out and is totally touching my inner child in all the wrong ways and i propose that we make a petition to put Michael Bay on a rocket headed to the sun….that’s what i would be saying if had any fucks left to give.
to be honest. the design doesn’t bother, but I understand why its freaking out so many people. the nose seems weird because its getting more close to the human side that the turtle. it kind of reminds me in the old cartoons of when the turtles put on human mask to blend in. they also look like Shrek. Also this is the first time I seen that the Turtles are huge. like I always recall them being shorter than April. I guess that’s where the “Mutant” part of the tittle comes in. I’ll probably go and see it, maybe, but the only thing I hope is that it doesn’t get to Mudflap and Skids, from Transformers 2, levels of offensive.
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Not only that but I can’t see Megan Fox as a news reporter.  For one, news reporters are mildly intelligent.  If Megan Fox were a character in a news room, she’d be the weather girl. 

makeitstoopid:

OMG the new Bayturtles design is out and is totally touching my inner child in all the wrong ways and i propose that we make a petition to put Michael Bay on a rocket headed to the sun….that’s what i would be saying if had any fucks left to give.

to be honest. the design doesn’t bother, but I understand why its freaking out so many people. the nose seems weird because its getting more close to the human side that the turtle. it kind of reminds me in the old cartoons of when the turtles put on human mask to blend in. they also look like Shrek. Also this is the first time I seen that the Turtles are huge. like I always recall them being shorter than April. I guess that’s where the “Mutant” part of the tittle comes in.
I’ll probably go and see it, maybe, but the only thing I hope is that it doesn’t get to Mudflap and Skids, from Transformers 2, levels of offensive.


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Not only that but I can’t see Megan Fox as a news reporter.  For one, news reporters are mildly intelligent.  If Megan Fox were a character in a news room, she’d be the weather girl. 

And there goes your dignity, Lucy
Lineart by TheCarrotSaysYumYum
Colored by StarDragon77
Want to see it uncensored?  Go Here: And There Goes Your Dignity, Lucy (Uncensored)
Note: All characters depicted here are 18 years of age or older. (C) Fairy Tail - Hiro Mashima

And there goes your dignity, Lucy

Lineart by TheCarrotSaysYumYum

Colored by StarDragon77

Want to see it uncensored?  Go Here: And There Goes Your Dignity, Lucy (Uncensored)

Note: All characters depicted here are 18 years of age or older.

(C) Fairy Tail - Hiro Mashima

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GDC Review by GavinGoulden

Number 12 is so true.  No matter how many times I tell people to “READ THE DESCRIPTION” nobody does.  Example:  Green Lantern Shinji Jordan

deviantart:

GDC Review by GavinGoulden

Number 12 is so true.  No matter how many times I tell people to “READ THE DESCRIPTION” nobody does.  Example:  Green Lantern Shinji Jordan

sirenvoice:

lol

I would find this funny but…..it would not surprise me if Hollywood would do something like this. 

sirenvoice:

lol

I would find this funny but…..it would not surprise me if Hollywood would do something like this. 

cami-pewps:

thedoctorstwin:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Ive seen edwatd penis hands….its hilarious…

This shows how big your movie is: when they start making porno versions of it. 

sirenvoice:

lmao

You sure that’s a poster of Soinc?  or a Sonic OC from DeviantArt?